just wanted to remind you to keep your World Almanacs, your Old Farmer's Almanacs, etc., well out of sight. especially if you have one of them in your car. along with, say, a road atlas. yes, virginia, this is a real headline: "FBI issues alert against almanac carriers." be afraid. be very afraid. and not necessarily of almanac carriers, either.
wouldn't Ben Franklin be surprised?
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Good advice! My husband read this to me from the St Louis paper as I drove thru IL on Tuesday. Scary stuff!
Is it April Fool's Day already?
And just when I thought nothing can be more ridiculous than that color coding terror alert system.
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