Sunday, April 3, 2005

It's been a stormy week of spring break for me, unbelievable amount of rain and wind, but one I've spent doing a lot of sleeping, and a lot of reading.  Some good stuff over in TheBiblioPhiles, love to have you read it.  If you're just dropping in today, please read the previous two entries in this journal too, and please take the time to take some action.  This may be the week the Senate takes on this whole meshuganah mess. 

A lot of my reading this week, internet reading that is, has taken me in a somewhat new and different direction.  I'm about to order some books, and I will be talking about them as I read.  Five more weeks left in the college semester, then I can garden, think, read, write, and cook.  Here's hoping I can make it through these coming weeks.  A week of sleep has helped.  No nervous breakdown yet THIS year. 

Enjoy the following, from the movie "Good Will Hunting."   Did you notice it?  Do you remember it?  I'm ashamed to say I didn't remember it at all.

why not work for the NSA?
Will Hunting played by Matt Damon
in the movie Good Will Hunting

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I love "Good Will Hunting." I love his cynicism and sarcasm. I love people who see the big picture. I watched that movie over and over again. I might just watch it again today. LOL.